famousmusician:

jaclcfrost:

which feels the worst?

a) developing a crush on a friend

b) developing a crush on a stranger

c) developing a crush on a celebrity

d) developing a crush on a fictional character

this is actually a trick question the answer is all of them they all feel terrible all of them

you forgot one

e) developing a crush on someone online

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hahanerdz:

who says cheesy pickup lines are dumb if you use one on me i will probably kiss you 10/10 recommend

(Source: crltter)

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olliekirkland:

you are the dancing queen

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(Source: philenor)

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azealiabankz:

stealinyoman:

marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you

i have 3 sisters and i’ve seen them in their natural state one too many times maybe that’s why i am gay

(Source: niqabisinparis)

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susaetas:

MALE PRIVILEGE IS WALKING INTO A GROUP OF AMIGAS AND TURNING IT INTO A GROUP OF AMIGOS

(Source: jiyanemin)

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avengemymischief:

hanksypanky:

Actually Jesus was gay and saw some cute guys and was like “nail me ;)” but the Romans misinterpreted his flirtatious nature

#I think I just moved up a level in blasphemy  

#i’m going to hell #and laughing the whole way there

(Source: littledildo)

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veeking:

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so i saw this gif around tumblr and thought “he’s making such a disgusted face, it’d be perfect if the gif was revers—-“

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i did it. it’s done.

(Source: moonpurinsu)

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pleasecornetobrazil:

pleasecornetobrazil:

im not high mom im just happy

happy i blazed that dank ass weed

(Source: ashlandrenee)

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lubricates:

lubricates:

tampon

tampoff

(Source: lubricates)

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zousweed:

see that girl in the back of the class you just called quiet? she doesn’t care she was thinking about sucking off zayn malik

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